Buzzing the Night Away
What is the one thing that pisses you off the most? A bird taking a dump on you? Falling flat on your face when trying to impress the opposite sex? Being picked on? How about falling flat on your face when trying to impress the opposite sex and then a bird taking a dump on you and then have this guy make fun of you?
Well, one of the things that annoy me the most (you could say piss me off... not too many things piss me off) is being woken up with no purpose. What I mean is, if I'm woken up to go to school or to do something worthwhile (I'm not saying that school is worthwhile, just in case) then okay, it's something you've got to do. But if you're woken up just for the hell of it, that I really hate. And the only thing that I could hate more than that is being awoken abruptly.
So this morning I'm in the middle of my sleep (perhaps not in the middle... but I wasn't close to finishing) and I hear the intercom buzz once. Okay, I can get back to sleep, the only problem is that it buzzes again. And again. And again! And then not only does it buzz again, but it starts buzzing savagely, as if the guy down there is being attacked by a wolf and is buzzing to save his life. So you'd think that I stood up and answered to see who it was, but I was too annoyed to give them that priviledge. So what comes next? They start buzzing in a rhythm! What kind of an idiot does that!? So now I'm really pissed, I can barely contain myself, but I wasn't about to get up and answer... what I started thinking was "what do I have here that I can do without" and then use that something to bang whoever on the head.
Eventually, the pajuo stops... maybe because the lady in the apartment right above the entrance drops a laundry basket on him (although I'd like that more if it were a brick she dropped) or maybe because he just dropped dead (that's even better!). And well, his mission was accomplished, I couldn't go to bed after that... so I've been in a zombie state all day because I got less than 4 hours of sleep. So you know what that means? I won't be a step closer to fixing my biological clock today thanks to the bastard.
But seriously, what normal adult does a thing like that? You have to be an idiot to attempt something like that. Tiny (a friend from high school) would say that he's got balls... I say he's just dumb. We've often had that conversation, where he'd say doing something would be very brave and I'd reply saying it's just plain stupid (because it is, trust me, there's a difference. Walking up to a girl and telling you you had wet dreams about her isn't being brave, it's being everything that's not smart).
Anyway, the point is that I have been the victim of a dumbass today. I really hope he got hit by a car when walking away if he wasn't hurt by the laundry or the brick...
Well, one of the things that annoy me the most (you could say piss me off... not too many things piss me off) is being woken up with no purpose. What I mean is, if I'm woken up to go to school or to do something worthwhile (I'm not saying that school is worthwhile, just in case) then okay, it's something you've got to do. But if you're woken up just for the hell of it, that I really hate. And the only thing that I could hate more than that is being awoken abruptly.
So this morning I'm in the middle of my sleep (perhaps not in the middle... but I wasn't close to finishing) and I hear the intercom buzz once. Okay, I can get back to sleep, the only problem is that it buzzes again. And again. And again! And then not only does it buzz again, but it starts buzzing savagely, as if the guy down there is being attacked by a wolf and is buzzing to save his life. So you'd think that I stood up and answered to see who it was, but I was too annoyed to give them that priviledge. So what comes next? They start buzzing in a rhythm! What kind of an idiot does that!? So now I'm really pissed, I can barely contain myself, but I wasn't about to get up and answer... what I started thinking was "what do I have here that I can do without" and then use that something to bang whoever on the head.
Eventually, the pajuo stops... maybe because the lady in the apartment right above the entrance drops a laundry basket on him (although I'd like that more if it were a brick she dropped) or maybe because he just dropped dead (that's even better!). And well, his mission was accomplished, I couldn't go to bed after that... so I've been in a zombie state all day because I got less than 4 hours of sleep. So you know what that means? I won't be a step closer to fixing my biological clock today thanks to the bastard.
But seriously, what normal adult does a thing like that? You have to be an idiot to attempt something like that. Tiny (a friend from high school) would say that he's got balls... I say he's just dumb. We've often had that conversation, where he'd say doing something would be very brave and I'd reply saying it's just plain stupid (because it is, trust me, there's a difference. Walking up to a girl and telling you you had wet dreams about her isn't being brave, it's being everything that's not smart).
Anyway, the point is that I have been the victim of a dumbass today. I really hope he got hit by a car when walking away if he wasn't hurt by the laundry or the brick...
posted by Jimmie | 1:43 AM
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