"F"TV

So not much happened today... actually, to be honest, nothing happened today. I still haven't been able to get my sleeping schedule back on track, thanks to Mr. I-like-to-buzz so well... I'm screwed up.

I did make a discovery a few days ago, though. I was looking for something to watch on the guide, and I saw that a special on Oasis had just stared on Fashion TV. I didn't know that channel existed, but whatever, I started to watch it. During the commercial breaks I noticed that there were women all around in underwear and bikinis... of course there were, it's a woman's network! So after the special I stayed watching the channel out of curiousity, and there's this underwear shoot. It was practically porn!

So why would women watch other women half naked? Well, perhaps it's true that all women have a bit of lesbian in them... what other explanation could there be? Maybe FTV is just a facade to satisfy women's inner hidden desires. Now all there is to find out is if they have girl-on-girl porn at midnight...

Note: I was looking for an FTV logo on Google Images, and I typed in "FTV" as my query and out of the 20 results at least 12 were pornographic images... what does that tell you?