Piss Alarm

So have you ever heard of a Piss Alarm? Neither have I, but I'm pretty sure there are some out there. And by some I mean one in the uni.

After a pool tourney (of which I was very close to winning, but managed to fuck it up with a relatively easy shot), I'm waking back with my mates and one of them decides he really needs to take a piss. Can he wait? No he can't. Well, we're almost at our flat, we're about 4 minutes away. But he can't hold it for 4 bloody minutes, so he decides to go in an alley in between uni buildings. So we keep on walking very slowly, generally freezing while he's pissing (and probably freezing a very sensible part of his body aswell) and as soon as he's disappeared for five seconds, an alarm goes off in the building (we're still not sure if it was in the actual building or in the street, but it was horrible) so we look at each other and ask ourselves if that's a piss alarm (as there had been a sign I couldn't read, and allegedly it said "no parking", even though I thought it said "no pissing") and start walking away. A few seconds later he comes back, and we tell him he activated the piss alarm, and they probably have his dick and his face on CCTV and they're after him. He then, very seriously, says that the alarm went off as soon as his urine hit the floor. Then we really start to think, as we were all joking about the piss alarm. Could it have been an actual piss alarm? Well, we'll never find out because we got the hell out of there, and made it back to our flats in 2 minutes.

Perhaps it was just somebody breaking into the building... maybe we should've stayed and called someone for help. But well... we're students... you can't expect us to do something useful.