Clean Sheet

So there's been an ongoing debate in our flat on what cleaners actually do. The uni is responsible for providing a cleaner once a week to clean our flat, although as of late it seems like she's more of a supervisor. We've recently got memos telling us to tidy up the common room and to wash the dishes and everything. Yesterday we got a note saying that if we didn't tidy up the common room and did all our dishes she wouldn't clean anything. So this begs the question: if we clean up the common room and do all the dishes, what exactly will she do? I understand the dishes part, that's not her job, but the common room? It's not like it's in a terrible state. I personally gave it a quick clean yesterday evening (just picking up stuff from the ground, throwing away the trash, et al) and that's not good enough.

I woke up this morning to voices outside my room (no, not those voices, there were real ones for a change). I could make up the voice of the supervisor and I assumed the other was the cleaner. So I hear the supervisor saying "well, don't do that... nor that. Just do this." What a bitch. So after a while I go out and I see the common room, and although it's not perfectly clean, it's in a very acceptable state. But that's not good enough, is it? In order for her to clean it it has to be perfectly clean (see what I'm getting to?). I just don't understand what her bloody job is!

Rant over. We're all watching the England match in the common room and Peter-Fucking-Crouch comes on the pitch. Tom personally loves him because he's a Liverpool supporter, but everyone else in the country thinks he's a waste of space (to say it in the nicest possible way). So well, whatever, Steph all of a sudden says "hmm... he must have the biggest cock in the world... he's huge!" and all us guys look at each other and ignore that comment. Then he's standing next to Shaun Wright-Phillips (possibly the smallest non-miget person in the world) and she says "Crouch is 6'7, and Shaun Wright is about 5 feet... he can probably suck his cock standing up." Can you tell she was horny?

Talking about football, it so happens that today an ex-Chelsea player passed away. He was attending a funeral and he just dropped right there and then. What are the odds of that, two for one...